Instead of fancy...

This year's been really shitty.

REALLY shitty.

There's been some good things though, like my friends always being around. They are always a plus to any situation, and I mean any situation.

ANY situation.

But even though there's been good things, even though I love my friends to death, I do not feel like writing something all cool and fancy about this years. I show my love to everyone that deserves it on a daily basis anyways, and since I've nothing nice to say about you, 2015, I just won't write something fancy. So, instead of fancy, I will tell a joke.

Recently I pulled a prank on someone I know and she swore revenge... Not a big deal right? Wrong! The joke got out of hand and now I'm a bit paranoid, to tell the truth. This is serious business, man! This chick you don't know; or maybe you do, and you understand why I'm a bit paranoid with this whole thing.

The thing is that I had a dream a couple of nights ago, a bunch of friends where at someone's place watching a movie. So I was sitting on the floor, watching whatever movie we were supposed to be watching telling jokes as usual and then I feel someone grabs my hand, oh so gently. I turn around to see who's holding my hand, I mean, I felt like someone was trying to get my attention really badly. It's her... With a smile on her face... She looks at me for a moment and then softly says:

"It's done".

And I woke up with that face.

Anyhow, I hope you all have a happy new year and may 2016 be not as shitty as my 2015.

We won... ?

So yeah... Election day... I believed, as strongly as my mother beliefs in wooden idols, that the PSUV would "win", even if it was 51%/49%. Why? 3 simple reasons:
1.- This is fucking Venezuela.
2.- I have it on good authority that the Armed Forces have backed the government when it has rigged elections before.
3.- I have worked on a voting center, and the numbers given out by CNE did not match those we sent them.

So you might see why I thought that going to vote was a waste of my time. Don't get me wrong, I have voted each and every time that there's been an election, I just feel like it wont matter at all, since elections are rigged. But to my surprise, we won... and not by a mere 51%/49%... It was a colossal butt fuck. So I am happy, just as you are; but let's be clear now in one simple thing: this maybe the best thing that has happened to Chavismo ever since fucking Chavez.

Why? The ball's on our court now. Drop it, you motherfuckers, and heads will roll as they rolled on 2002. Now is the time to do things right, because if you screw up, they can point their fingers and say "See? We're not the bad guys!" and people WILL believe them. Besides, you cannot begin a fucking witch hunt, Catholic Church style, and not expect people to get angry.

"Fuck you, Guaji, we are no longer a minority! Times for head to roll!"

Oh yeah? Then you are just as bad as the ones you're criticising.

"What?!"

You heard me. You think you're better than them, then show it. Lead by example. And fucking acknowledge that even if Chavismo is a minority, they still pose a "threat". Not to mention that the Armed Forces might turn on the Opposition if they so please.

Such is the way of this country. Does it need to change? Yes, of course. But that change needs to come step by step, carefully, They need to plan stuff and build the foundations in which the new country needs to be built.

And one final thing people... stop worshiping politicians! You're not supposed to like them, they are supposed to run a country for you! If the manager of a company if running the company down you fire the guy... WHOEVER THAT GUY MIGHT BE! I am part of the opposition. Why? Because I'm with Lopez or Capriles? Fuck no! It's because I don't like the ones in charge, and if Lopez or Capriles fuck up, I will be against them too, and so should you.