Sunday, 21 February 2016

Yeah... Deapool post...

"Hey, Guaji, long time no see! What brings you here?"

I saw Deadpool yesterday - or as my friend so cleverly named it "Skullpoopl" ....... WhatsApp emoji joke, You had to "be there" I guess.

Anyhow....

Going into the movie I knew the movie was gonna rock, I had no doubts about it. But honestly, it went far beyond my expectations. The hype was big, the movie was bigger! Which is fucking unbelievable, given the fact that this movie had one of the most awesome advertizing campaigns I've seen.

Let's go at it step by step.

First and foremost: the script.
Flawless. Abso-fucking-lutely flawless, it's very well written. All the jokes, references, cameos, nods, whatever... Raynolds went as far as to say there are more than 100 of those in the movie. Everything Perfectly done. The plot's a bit weak, yes, but hey... It's a superhero movie, and featuring Deadpool, what did you expect? That's like saying that Mad Max: Fury Road it's a bad movie because it's plot... It's not about the plot when it comes to movies like Deadpool. It's about being.... well... read the fucking comics!

Second: direction.
Oh so very awesome. The movie actually starts in media res; and through, not one, but several, flashbacks they let you catch up. Seriously, very nicely done! Very good shots and sequences, the action was great, choreographies were fucking awesome (They had the same guy as Marvel's Daredevil... The Netflix series, not the crappy movie), and the music was from the guy that did Fury Road! Fuck! How do you make such an awesome movie with so little money? By being brilliants, that's how.

Third: actors.
Raynolds fucking killed it. That guy's fucking funny on it's own; and in my opinion, just like there's only one guy able to play Wolverine, and only ONE Tony Stark... There's only one Wade Wilson. Think of that hunter he played on Blade, that guy was Deadpool before he even was cast as Deadpool. Other than him, no really big performances, but as far as I can tell, and from what I've read, the characters are true to the comic version of themselves. So while no big performances, I gotta give to the actor that respected the comic and fucking acted like they should and not make, say for example, a stupid angsty teenager out of a dude that only thinks about eating and fighting... Yeah... that meant you, Dragon Ball Evolution.

To wrap it up, guys, this is a fucking amazing movie, guys. Go watch it... over and over again! Really. You know that saying "Shit just hit the fan"? Well Deadpool took a big dump, threw it on the fan and everyone, every-fucking-one, got sprayed. They even make fun of the fact that they only had a $58 million budget, which is fucking nothing, compared to the $200 million that Days of Future Past had; even the first X-Men movie, why back in 2000 had a bigger budget!! My only wish is that, not only FOX, but everyone learn from this. Big risks bring great rewards... all you have to do is make things the right way.... People is tired of shit like Twilight and 50 Shades of bad movie... bring back the good old raw movies like Fight Club, and The Devil's Advocate, and The Crow, and Seven, and Matrix, and American History X, and so on and so forth..... yeah... we know... you're in the making money business, and making a E rated movie brings more money; but give something back once in awhile, yes? If you do not, Deadpool WILL make fun of you in the sequel.


Cue The Music


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